19. You know, you just have to say fuck it and live. You have to go through the worst to get to the best. And be happy no matter what, because being sad is a waste of your life.
This will happen when you leave men alone with babies.
facking hell i cant stop laughing
I like how in the first one he shakes the baby to make it grab the candy
So the moral of the story is leave men a lone with babies
my dad grew this potato that looks like a shark so he stuck a paper fin in it and he’s calling it Sharktato
it’s on a stick because he likes to move it around and sing the jaws theme song
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
I am in love with this
Close your eyes right before it loops